May 29, 2020
When looking for specialized sex services, make sure that whoever you hire is licensed and bonded.
Ok, maybe not bonded... but definitely make sure they bring a machete.
May 22, 2020
As if life wasn't weird enough, you had to bring life size dummies into it: join us as we take a brief look at how the restaurant industry is handling 'social distancing.'
May 15, 2020
It's frustrating being in the middle of a pandemic... so go ahead and express yourself with your middle finger. Plus, a word of advice: don't use your wife's phone to book an Uber to go visit your mistress.
May 8, 2020
C'mon, man: be cool. That's the motto as the state of Oregon (and maybe its beaches) began to open its doors to the masses...!
May 2, 2020
It's not legal, or even enforceable, but since the courts are all closed, I say let's give it a whirl.
Best two out of three.