Jan 31, 2022
Someday we will no longer have to endure the tyranny of having the parking guy chalk our car tires in the 2-hour zone. Viva la revolucion!
Jan 24, 2022
Life hint: you can't just put lipstick on a dead guy and wheel 'im around town. Nobody's gonna buy it.
Jan 18, 2022
If I had a fake sledgehammer, I would fake pummel the WWE for this clearly illegal move...
Jan 10, 2022
It's basketball season, soooooo... who wants to get naked?
Jan 3, 2022
New York City-- the city that doesn't sleep (because it does way too many drugs).